Archive for January, 2008

Horsham man admits encouraging dog to attack emu - ABC Online- Dog News

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Horsham man Clint Brauman, 25, used his mobile phone to film the attack, which happened at Toolondo in 2006. The footage was played to Horsham Magistrates Court yesterday, and on the video Brauman can be heard laughing and telling his staffordshire terrier to “get” the emu. Magistrate Andrew Capell told the court that Brauman had almost taken a “macabre satisfaction” in the attack. This service may include material from Agence France-Presse (AFP), APTN, Reuters, AAP, CNN and the BBC World Service which is copyright and cannot be reproduced. read more

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Persistence Pays Sweet Rewards of Dogged Marketing

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Vinod

No doubt, online marketing is the fastest way to get noticed and the best way to market yourself online is by having your own website. That said, this has been an open secret for some time now and everyone has jumped on the online marketing bandwagon. Therefore, unless you are selling something extremely unique, you will have to ensure that you are heard and seen in the virtual world above the din and distractions of other websites.

Just as in the real world, stores continuously keep decorating their fronts, so too in the virtual world, window dressing needs to be carried out to maintain a fresh look for your website. This is achieved by adding new content, which may include descriptions of new products, schemes launched, altering the look of the pages, adding new links or banners. In short, constant effort has to be made to improve the look and navigability of your website.

For both these endeavors, it is a good idea to work with a trusted web solutions provider. Thus, if your existing web solutions provider, who may also be hosting your website, has an understanding of the style of your website and the quality of the content required by you, he will be able to execute your instructions better and more efficiently. It is advisable to partner one websolutions provider for a sustained period of time rather than changing them regularly.

The watchword in expanding your online business is persistent effort. However, the work involved is usually not very time consuming because as an entrepreneur you will have delegated the work to the solutions provider. The website owner is primarily required to be proactive in coming up with ideas to market his product and explain his requirements to the solutions provider.

Over time, you can try and add newer business models to your existing one in order to broaden the scope of your business. If you are an online merchandiser, you can add tremendous value to your business and increase traffic to your site if you also start providing information related to your business or industry. The greater the number of pages that you dedicate to disseminating information, more will be the number of hits for your website on search engines and you also get more space to host banners and links. You can, of course, charge a small subscription fee to access the content-rich information zone.

All these marketing activities are secondary to maintaining your website. This involves ensuring that there are no broken links that lead to nowhere and no broken pages with illegible text. This is crucial because if an existing customer is unable to access any given page on your website, he may well go somewhere else and there is absolutely no dearth of competition on the net. There are many softwares available that help in finding out broken links, coding errors and slow loading files. Your websolutions provider can be trusted to keep checking your website for these problems.

So, the bottom line is that you should not give up hope and keep your web address, a little redesigning of your website and regular content addition should go a long way in getting traffic for your website.

Aplora Web Solutions provides reliable, affordable and secure web hosting. Author has been contributing to the success of this business venture. http://www.aplora.net Author also does a lot of freelancing through http://www.freelancefree.com. A lot of good articles on web hosting can be found at http://www.aplora.net/articles.html

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Dog News - SPCA takes 11 dogs in animal abuse case - News Journal

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals of Texas on Tuesday got official custody of 11 dogs confiscated from a suspected dog-fighting ring in Marion County. A chained dog, one of 11 discovered Sunday by authorities, howls near the scene of a suspected dog-fighting pit in Marion County. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals of Texas received custody of the animals Tuesday. Luster, 35, was among 11 people arrested Sunday after a sheriff’s deputy arrived at the 2900 block of FM 2208 and saw a group of people standing around a dog-fighting pen. He is charged with engaging in organized criminal activities/cruelty to animals, unlawful possession of a firearm by a felon and tampering with physical evidence. Nine other people were charged with one count each of engaging in organized criminal activity/cruelty to animals, with bonds set at $50,000 each. read more

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Topic: Dog News - Dog pack fatally mauls 32 goats; owner sought - San Francisco Chronicle

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Authorities have captured two dogs suspected of fatally mauling 32 goats kept inside a fenced enclosure. Owner Elias Maravilla found the dogs Sunday morning in his herd of 49 goats. A male pit bull and a female German shepherd mix were caught by an animal control officer and will likely be euthanized unless an owner is found, according to El Centro police Sgt. A third dog, also a German shepherd mix, escaped. Maravilla said the surviving goats were so severely bitten they had to be put down. read more

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On Trust Paid For One of the Oldest Dog Tricks that Never Fail to Entertain

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Moses Chia

“On Trust” & “Paid For” for are one of the oldest dog tricks that afford as much entertainment as anything a dog can do since the early 1900s. It is not the easiest trick to be taught but can be elaborated on and presented in several different forms to impress most people.

To teach this trick call your dog to you, allowing him to stand up or sit down, as he desires, and hold his head steady with on hand, while you balance a piece of treat on his nose.

Say to him, “On trust, on trust,” steadying and restraining his head from moving with one hand and holding up a threatening finger with the other and repeating the words, “On trust, on trust”.

After which, release his head, saying “paid for,” and give him a little chuck under the chin, that will cause him to toss the treat up and catch it. Of course, in his earlier attempts he will not be able to catch the treat, but he should be allowed to eat the treat after it land on the floor.

Continuous repetition of this training will produce efficiency. Over time you should stop restraining his head with your hand and allow him to balance the treat on his nose until you give him the words “Paid for.”

He can also be taught also to hold the treat between his teeth and not to swallow it until told to do so. This trick can be made more impressive by holding a conversation with your dog. For instance, you might say: “Buddy, old man, here is a very yummy piece of treat, but it is ‘on trust.’”

Slightly emphasize the word “trust” and then go on and say: “I am glad you dislike to eat things on trust, but this I have just learned has been ‘paid for,’” emphasizing the words “paid for.”

Your dog can also be taught to toss the treat on hearing a certain number. To teach this, balance it on his nose and hold his head while you count plainly and deliberately, one, two, three, and then chuck him under the chin. Until he has had a great deal of practice he will toss it up as promptly at one, two, four, as he will at one, two, three, but he must be drilled until he will not toss it until he hears “three,” and it will make it easier for him if you slightly emphasize the “THREE” word.

In time you can use many combinations of figures and he will wait until he hears the emphasized “three.” In working him do not make him wait too long before you say “three,” and allow him to eat the treat.

“Trust” and “Paid For” dog tricks are considerably difficult to master and requires plenty of patience from you. Remember, do not punish your dog if he can’t master the trick, and rather blame yourself for being a lousy teacher. :-) In any case, enjoy training and have lots of fun along the way.

About the Author

Moses Chia is a dog lover and owner of DogsObedienceTraining.com - The dog training resource site for a happier and healthier dog. You are welcome to reprint this article if you keep the content and live link intact.

Topic: Dog News - The dogs of Lahore - Daily Times

Monday, January 28th, 2008

From the largest dog of the ‘Open Category’ to the smallest of ‘Minor’ puppies, German Shepherds of all breeds showed up and entertained the dog lovers attending the show. Franz-Peter Knaul, world-famous dog show judge from Germany, was the jurist of the show. Imran Hussain president of GSDCP, informed Daily Times that in a dog show competition dogs’ owners ran along with dogs in a square circle. He said, “All the dogs are allotted a number and all the information about a dog or its owner is concealed from the judge to make the competition transparent. Dog shows are a source of entertainment for those who do not necessarily own pets but can appreciate what kind of work is required to train a dog. read more

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Raining Cats Dogs Geriatric Hookers

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Jason Moffatt

I veered to the right as I keenly saw an elderly woman in the pouring rain out of the corner of my eye. She was frantically waving her arms signaling me to pull over. Approaching the curb I simultaneously lowered the power windows and asked where she needed to go. “Across the bridge, can you get me there for three dollars? That is all I have,” she mumbled. I was already headed in her direction and was ok with pocketing a few extra bucks, so I unlocked the door and let her enter. The unpleasant aroma released from this granny was immediately invading my cozy warm cab and I was thankful she was only crossing the bridge, or at least I was under the impression she only wanted to cross to the other side. The stench had built up from days without bathing and years of drinking cheap domestic beer. Quickly I re-lowered the power windows for a fresh breath of life saving air. She started rapping some innocent gibberish and I assumed she was a harmless sweet drunk. That is until, somewhere within her rambling she blurted out “I give great head for five bucks.” A tidal wave of inner chuckles was beating down my cheeks begging to escape my lips into wild laughter. I couldn’t believe she had suggested this. She was probably sixty years old, missing multiple teeth and smelled worse than rotting fruit. Not wanting to hurt her feelings, I told her I was involved with a very sweet girl whom I adored very much, and had I not been committed, I would have taken her up on the offer. Yeah right, the only chance this blue haired prune stood with me was if she knocked me out with chloroform. She was so impressed with my kindness and devotion to my imaginary girlfriend that she would not stop complimenting me on how much of a pleasant character I was. Then the grandma claimed that I was the nicest young man she ever met in her thirty years of working the streets as a prostitute. Just imagine all the diseases and pregnancies that must plague a thirty-year veteran of the streets. Then once again, she busted out with “I deep throat great for eight dollars.” Wow, from a regular blow job for five bucks to an eight-dollar deep throat, what the hell was she thinking? I would rather let a sharp toothed pit bull lick peanut butter off my dick before I’d touch this gnarly old grizzled hooker. I reassured her I was very much in love with my lady and it just wouldn’t be fair to her for me to take part in the BJ. It was nearly impossible to avoid busting up laughing in her face, so I decided the ride was more than over with. While still holding my breath, I pulled over and suggested she find another customer somewhere else. It did occur to me for a second to let her keep her last three dollars, but that thought really only lasted for about three seconds. I taxed her for her last bits of change and wished her good luck as she hobbled away in the pouring down rain.

About the Author

Hi, I’m Jason Moffatt, the ex cab driver, and current online nutcase. You see, I’m a freaking madman with like 9000 autobiographical stories, so I felt I would share some of them with you.

Peep my blog, you’ll love it http://www.jasonmoffatt.com

Cheers

Another dog-day afternoon for Nicky - New Zealand Herald(Dog News)

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

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Dog News - Port Moody council rejects two-dog limit - Canada.com

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

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Blue Dogs sniff for 'funny stuff' in the fiscal stimulus - Houston Chronicle(Dog News)

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Beltway Confidential | HandStamp | MeMo | Nick Anderson | SciGuy | Shop Girl | Sports Justice | TechBlog | More Blogs | chron. A coalition of 47 moderate-to-conservative House Democrats, the Blue Dogs abhor budget deficits. Ross says the House Ways and Means Committee has some good ideas left over from the failed effort to offset the one-year patch of the Alternative Minimum Tax. Given the economic emergency, the Blue Dogs will let the stimulus package pass but not before they give it a good sniff. read more

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